Mikey 2 Dope:
I know it was just the preseason, but three. Three. Count them. One. Two. Three. Three interceptions for Mikey 2 Dope against LSU - I thought they were good? It wasn't just me either, we had six as a team. Six! How many passes did LSU complete? Six also. That's right, USC had as many catches as LSU did - from LSU's quarterback! What a game. 80 points. We came to show the league what we are capable of and I think you can safely say we did that. We won't put that kind of beating on anyone in the regular season, it was too disrespectful, but we have one goal - championship. Well, I have lots of goals, but those are mine! Not the team's! Don't worry about those. Okay, fine, worry about them. I want to get drafted at the top of the draft, ideally first - that's where I belong, but I won't be surprised if I fall. General managers can be insane sometimes. I want to keep picking off passes, boy was it fun. Lets do that all season, shall we? I know the defense is with me. Offense better keep up the pace this season because we aren't messing around.