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Hi EFL, So, some people have known for a couple weeks that @Sharkstrong has stepped down as EFL Simmer. One of the most detailed guys we have and he was excellent is a very thankless and tiring job. With that change.... I will be taking over as EFL Simmer, and must step down from GMing the Seattle Predators. @denns will be moving up to take over the Preds next season. With denns' promotion, that means @Eagle Eye will be taking over Roswell. Another AD change that wasn't ever formerly announced was @Enorama handing over the Sacramento Venom to @Ma

Barbarian - @zekethatbeast25 Okay, I hear what you’re saying – is this characterization unfair? Maybe, maybe not. But I’m assigning Zeke this role for a couple of reasons which are a little more nuanced than you might think. I think it’s easy to make the assumption that Zeke’s a barbarian for being outspoken or calling everyone and their mother a b*tch, and yeah, I see where you’re coming from in that regard. But a barbarian in D&D makes his impact by being loud, upfront, and dominant in battle to the point where you can’t ignore their impact, and that’s kind of how

Thank you for this idea in the discord, I believe it was Kyle who suggested this one and I decided it would be funny and somewhat easy to write 500 words on while I try to make King and Lux better players in the league. 12. Phalynx This is a dude with a spear, armor and a shield and assuming he has the ability to use it somewhat well, I would not stand a chance. I could probably not ever get close enough to land a punch with his ability to spear me and block me with his shield so that is why they are last. I don't want to die. 11. Mammoths I mean, if Phalynx w

Hello to everyone that is either just reading this for fun, or reviewers ( cough midnite cough ).I will be ranking ECFA AD's by how likely they are to be Santa, in an effort to discover the truth and/or because I need TPE for my uncap season. Number 12: @Caboose30. Simple enough. This is a person who will never bring you presents, only coal. And for whomever says that I'm butthurt about the playoffs, you're right. I still don't care. number twelve or bust. Number 11: @Wally @Sharkstrong. Simple, Santa cannot be multiple peop

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It's Maximus K. Melon's final game as the Seattle Predators GM. It's the EFL Championship. 38 yard kick is up.... NO GOOD! The Seattle Predators lose by two points to the defending champs. A devastating loss for Melon's final game. Yet he walked off the field with his head held high. He's been through this before. He know's his work isn't done yet. As he enters the locker room he immediately walks over to his sobbing young kicker and gives him a long, fatherly-like embrace. He looks New Player in the eye and says, "It happens. I wouldn't have wanted anyone else to take that kick." Melon pats h

Ranking Wisconsin Wins in S23 Wisconsin's season was full of ups and downs, well mostly downs, and not a lot of ups. But for this rankings articles I'm going to look on the bright side, and focus on the positive of the season. Credit to @Renomitsu for the idea 1. Game 16: WIS v. Tor Score: Wisconsin Brigade 16 - Toronto Skyhawks 13 Now this game was an absolute banger, Wisconsin, after losing 15 in a row, and watching @Enorama and his Sacramento Venom go 0-16, had a new fire within them. Wisconsin came into the game not wanting to make EFL history,

Took me a sec but was wondering where the half time score updates were.

BIG TRADE HERE. Memphis paying a bus load for the cornerback Vivian Allison to help get their defensive core stronger, but will unfortunately be losing a lot for it. Denver will hope to help their team building by getting a pick here, and a young linebacker previously mentioned, of Jarvis Taylor. They add a second rounder from next season, a draft rumored to be very strong. Time for Denver Steam who are now on the clock.

Great game @OscarTheSwagDude. I don't like going up against my homies. The thought alone knowing one of us has to lose sucks for me. @emidas @Beowoof @Lefty_S @Spartan @JorgTheGoat03 love the energy from you guys. Definitely shoulda have had more points, and perhaps even deserved that win. Y'all have an amazing future. Keep rocking with my boy Oscar. Oscar, you aren't done tho. Lavar needs that ring. Let's go get it with the rest of the Preds!

I promise this is not reaction-farming, just audience engagement. Give a wow react if you think the play is a touchdown, a football react if you think it's a turnover, and eyes if you think it's something else!

With S23 behind us and previous offensive captain Robert Joseph off to the New York Herd in the EFL. It's time to pick new captains for our upcoming season. This was a difficult decision as there are many good influences in our locker room but only one captaincy spot. Without further ado though, here are your S24 captains! DEFENSIVE CAPTAIN Jr - Xander Buttse - FS @MMFLEX Buttse will hold on to his captaincy position here with Lincoln, despite his early struggles he has adapted to the league and even earned consideration for Safety of the Year last season. His deter

OUT OF TOWN SCORES 10 - 14 7 - 6 20 - 13 10 - 7 20 - 3 17 - 0

As S23 ended for the ECFA a little while ago, and awards haven't been put in, I though I should go ahead and predict all major awards. So, without further ado, lets' get into it Firstly, the Heisman: Alex Sonfire, DVR @oilmandan This could go many ways, as their were many good RB's, but I'm gonna go with the guy who was second in the leagues in passing yards, and 1st in TD's. With 283 completions for 3,349 yards, 32 Touchdowns, and 8 picks, he was easily the best quarter back this season. Time will tell if he actually wins, however. We'll also

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1qyaEMOuNTZAOVQqQgW4r84EU6IOc4ks8lRuMGu1t-a0/edit?usp=sharing Very messy google sheet, but it accomplished the purpose. Username Total Points TPE Earned Username Total Points TPE Earned Username Total Points TPE Earned @Sharkstrong 1732.75 6 @TotallyNotGus 1697.15 6 @OrbitingDe

Michael Phelps @kevinscix It may say Memphis on the graphic but make no mistake, Phelps is going to the home of the Western Conference champions for the next season. A Strong Safety from the Grand Rapids Growlers, Phelps was not able to get a playoff appearance in his time in the ECFA. But his luck will hopefully change for him being able to experience the playoffs and thrive. Congrats Kevin!

Dude chill out. It's cool to be excited, but this is a little over-the-top.

What a game @MMFLEX!!! Sorry that was the type of game that you had to end your GM time in Seattle. To Miami, we did it again guys and girls!!! So proud of this team to stick together and grind out a hard fought season to win #7 for Miami. @PigSnout I’m so happy I was able to send you off in the sunset with another title. It was a pleasure to have you as a QB all these years here.

The Best of The Rest: Late Round Steals (S17-20) This article's going to be short and sweet here this week (by comparison). This is going to be a brief listing of each season's best player after the third round (pre-expansion), as the rest of the players haven't had enough time to pan out - let's get straight to it! Season 17 - FB Robert Hunter @TotallyNotGus || San Antonio Wolfpack (logo broken) Our oldest representative is one that’s been featured repeatedly in league media as a rapidly emerging star during the resurgence of TEs and FBs in Robert Hunt

Does anyone else think that the sim decides the score first and then figures out the stupidest possible way to get there for the play by play?

It's almost time gents. The odds may be stacked against us, but when haven't they? People have been calling us mediocre at best, a laughingstock even. Someone even went as far to say that Anchorage would make the playoffs over us. I say we rise to this opportunity and prove the haters wrong! #TusksUp @MMFLEX @Midnite @AXweilder17 @thatwhitegie @Ricer13 @zamir @DeathClutch19 @Patdatass @JorgTheGoat03 @AW13 @Frostbite @Prout @Sevsdast @Shaquill

10:151st and 10MAN - 18Pass by Bombs, B., complete to Leviathan, L. for 5 yds. Tackle by Sharpe, R.. 9:311st and GoalMAN - 7Lookout Penalty on Chub, N.: Facemask. 9:211st and GoalMAN - 7Pass by Bombs, B., complete to Cloudera, Y. for 3 yds. Tackle by Handler, M.. 8:422nd and GoalMAN - 4Rush by Kam Ameen for 4 yds. 8:30TOUCHDOWN! (King kick good) They throw a few passes before Ameen pounds it in for the Touchdown! MAN 7 - 13 ATH

Mambas 27-20 Frontier Reign 14-10 Steam Wolfpack 42-24 Kraken Predators 30-17 Frenzy Herd 20-27 Neptune Brigade 13-6 Skyhawks Real interestinggggg..

Mambas 14-14 Frontier Reign 14-3 Steam Wolfpack 28-17 Kraken Predators 23-17 Frenzy Herd 17-13 Neptune Brigade 13-3 Skyhawks Interesting.

We can do this Growlers! Growlers take my energy (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ Growlers take my energy (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ Growlers take my energy (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

OUT OF TOWN SCORES 17 - 21 7 - 6 27 - 13 10 - 7 34 - 3 24 - 0

First half scores: Death Valley Rangers 13-17 Trenton Generals Savage City Wraiths 7- 14 Athens Carnage Grand Rapids Growlers 10- 0 Anchorage Storm 0 Sacramento Venom 0-10 Roswell encounter Biscayne Bay Pirates 35-0 Manchester Lookout Some teams start scoring off, while other continue.

Something fishy is gonna happen in the 4th, I can already see it.

You do have more speed than accuracy/intelligence, sometimes it's better to point the finger at yourself, fam

We March. One last ride for the season folks. I believe in us. I'm proud of us. Let's get this win. @IamMoose, @Pavement, @Z16, @fonziGG, @Neobot, @Big Mac, @Crittenden, @JigglyGumballs, @fishy, @bigAL, @Ricer13, @JeffasXd, @Trifecta, @Playmaker, @magnitudinous AND OUR TOP NEW ADDITION: @KillaScrilla THE GOAT FS (im so sorry)

EFLO getting deleted if we lose due to a missed PAT

Welcome back everyone, to my amazing articles. So, every week I’ve been covering the EFL, but this week I wanted to switch things up and talk about the ECFA, but no, no more roster breakdowns. Instead we are going to do a POWER RANKINGS! I know everyone loves that. By the way, these power rankings are going to be posted after week 13, but I’m going to be going off of the index, so up to week 12 only. I might do these weekly next season, but let’s just go slow for now. 1. Death Valley Rangers (10-2) The DVR offense is just on another level. They average 37.3 points a game. The

Thanks for the faith, looking forward to learn and compete with the big boys.

8:551st and 10MAN - 49Rush by Myers, S. for a short gain. Tackle by DT 29, B.. 8:432nd and 10MAN - 49Rush by Myers, S. for 4 yds. Tackle by Quavo, M.. 8:123rd and 6ATH - 47Pass by Kelley, C., to Myers, S.. INTERCEPTION by Biakabutuka, M. at the ATH - 43 yard line and returned for 32 yards. A big pick for Athens here as they look to seal it with a TD

2:251st and 10MAN - 20Pass by Kelley, C., to Kinnick, C.. INTERCEPTION by Jackson, B. at the MAN - 26 yard line and returned for 10 yards. Kelley get's picked off and Athens have field position

5:271st and 10ATH - 25Rush by Myers, S. for 1 yds. Tackle by DT 29, B.. 5:061st and 10ATH - 12Carnage Penalty on Bishop, P.: Facemask. 4:461st and 10ATH - 12Rush by Myers, S. for 5 yds. Tackle by Caliente, M.. 4:202nd and 5ATH - 7Rush by Myers, S. for 5 yds. Tackle by Doe, J.. 3:551st and GoalATH - 2Pass by Kelley, C. to Walker, D. is incomplete. Broken up by Bishop, P.. 3:512nd and GoalATH - 2Rush by Samuel Myers for 2 yds. 3:43TOUCHDOWN! (Nordin kick good) TOUCHDOWN MANCHESTER! MAN 7 - 0 ATH

Mambas 7-7 Frontier Reign 14-3 Steam Wolfpack 14-3 Kraken Predators 13-10 Frenzy Herd 7-13 Neptune Brigade 6-0 Skyhawks

And now our featured presentation: Forbidden Lovers: A Tale of Two Killers Caboose, Day 1 DonCutta, Night 1 Caboose Day 2 Doncutta Night 2 Caboose Night 2 Caboose Day 3 Doncutta Night 3 Caboose Night 3 Caboose Day 4, Midnight Doncutta Day 4, 3 AM Caboose Day 4, 3 AM Doncutta Day 4, 4 AM

0:14ROS - 30Kickerman, M. kicks off. 0:14---TRE - 11Kickoff of 60 yards. Returned by Watson, S. for 1 yards. 0:121st and 10TRE - 11Novak, J. SACKED by Bot DE 9 - DE for -6 yds. Novak takes another hard hit before a merciful break. If you want 3rd-quarter scores, I need at least 5 reactions to this post.

So what quarter was the 16-0 score from?

0 - 0 Defensive struggle so far in Athens 7 - 0 14 - 7 Fourside with a 10 yard TD run for the Venom, answered by some big plays from the Lookout - a 42 yard pass to Kinnick and a 74 yard Myers run! 7 - 3 A 33 yard field goal answered by a 10 yard TD pass to JFH. 16 - 0 All Rangers so far, but the damage could be a lot worse - after a 26 yard TD pass to Iida, they've kicked 3 field goals. 7 - 6 Two short TD runs for Kacer and Wu, with a missed XP the difference in Grand Rapids.

Ummmmmmmmm actually he should be a freshman, not a rookie. Use the correct terminology

Congratulations Merlin Honeycutt @evryday on your induction into the Longhorns/Rangers Ring of Honour!

You hear about how big football is in the southern US, but I'm not sure a kid from Nova Scotia could ever understand without experiencing it. At Citadel High School, we play on a field with temporary bleachers. Our locker rooms are the school gymnasium change rooms. On my first visit to Death Valley, a team official picked me up at the airport. En route to the campus, we passed by a few impressive high school football stadiums. They were enough to put the field at St. Mary's University back home to shame. I even caught myself wondering if we were here, on a couple of occasions, but

You didn't have to do Zamir like that

@TacticalHammer you are no longer allowed to give me shit about screenshots

I don't like that death note

Welcome everyone for the first game of this Halloween Special Jackpot Sim. This game is sponsored by @oilmandan's wedding tomorrow. Congrats man, hopefully your wedding won't break your spirit as much as this sim regularly does. And probably will tonight again. Who knows?

12:471st and 10SAN - 14Pass by Carswell, V., complete to Vorschlaghammer, T. for 14 yds. 12:22TOUCHDOWN! (McKicking kick good) And the pass from Carswell to @TacticalHammer is good! Memphis will get on the board quickly. 7-0