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  1. "Oi, youse ever done something that feels so right, it feels like ya swimming outta your mum's snatch again? No? Oi, mate, don't be weird, we all crawled outta some snatch sometime, eh? Anyways, that's neither who's nor what's, I'm talkin about kickin', mate. Back home all the sports got some form of kickin', it's Australia's national pastime, that. Kickin'. Oh sure, growin' up we kicked mammals, marsupials... Oi! It ain't animal abuse, mate! It was self defense! The little rascals would come right at ya! Ya had to boot the bastards across the yard or ya'd lose a pinky toe! Pinky toes ain't cheap, mate. Damn Steve Irwin had everybody thinking "oi, these animals are so cute". Then the damn cute animal stabbed em in the heart, right in the the heart, didn't it? I don't trust no damn cute animal. Oi, what were we talking about? Kickin'. Right. So anyways, I boot this monster, it flies, oh it had to be, say, 60-70 yards, it was a beaut. Did I make it? Oi, mate is that important? Did you hear how far it went?"
  2. SBA 6 Uh, guess I'm claiming this for this week though. Stupid EFL and your Saturday updates.
  3. -- BOOMER -- "So me coach says to me, he says to me, "Oi mate, how's about you start working on your accuracy a wee bit instead of just kickin' the ball outta the yard", and I says back, oh, I tells em ,"Oi boss, does it seem to you like me dear ol' dad raised a right stinkin' pussy to you, mate? I look like the son of a pussy, do I?" and get this, best part of it right here, I look em straight in his dead little eyes and tells em, "Oi, you tell me that again, mate, and it's your balls I'll be kicking outta the yard, how's about that?"" The reporter doesn't know what to say. -- Pookie -- "Look, I may not be the "fastest" guy, I may not be the "best in coverage", I may not be very "aware", or "agile", and maybe I can't "make a tackle" or even "show a willingness to do so", and I'm not sure, but I'm probably not very smart. I don't know, I play football so they just kept passing me in high school. But one thing Pookie does do well, Pookie can get the ball. All my life, I don't catch the ball, the ball just seems to come to me. Like a long lost puppy."
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    Soooo NY gotta discord or?
  5. SBA 6 https://sba.today/forums/index.php?/topic/44267-atlantas-5th-consecutive-playoff-appearance/
  6. @Sharkstrong what's the Preds record when Donovan has at least 3 tackles? Undefeated, right?
  7. LET'S GOOOOO 3 TACKLE DONOVAN BACK AT IT Both of my players now have Championship rings
  8. Go Preds! Maybe this is Donovan's time to shine
  9. SBA Donation 9 https://sba.today/forums/index.php?/topic/9599-s43-league-donations/&do=findComment&comment=756434
  10. SBA 6 https://sba.today/forums/index.php?/topic/44047-pgoty-s43/
  11. Okay games, Memphis Memphises, Preds get the job done
  12. Abaddon

    EFL S17 Week 10

    I think that might be VVV's best receiving yardage in the efl
  13. Steven with 9 tackles, VVV with 2 TDs 2 different ways!
  14. Steven Donovan is spending his Christmas with the rest of the Donovan family. He hates this time of year, because he has to see his dad and brother together, which only serves to remind him that he's not any where close to the talent of his brother. While Steven played great ball for Plano High, Eddie helped Maryland reach a National Championship (and lose, but still). Steven was still in High School when Eddie won PGotY in college, then went on to be drafted in the SBA. While Eddie went on to win RotY, however, Steven was a workman like DB for the Miami Hurricanes. He showed flashes, but never showcased the same kind of talent that his brother did. Steven would eventually get drafted to the Preds, where he continues to be mediocre, occasionally showing signs of brilliance. His brother, Eddie, is current a star PG for the Atlanta Vipers of the SBA. His dad might not admit it, but Steven feels as if Eddie is the elder Donovan's favorite. Steven had always looked up to his brother. And envied him. All the way back to Eddie's senior year at Plano High, when Steven was a freshman. Eddie stared for the basketball team, while Steven had to fight to even make the football team. All in all, Steven is ready for Christmas to be over and suit up for the Predators once again. He craves the super stardom of his older brother. But does he have the talent to reach those heights?
  15. Abaddon

    EFL S17 Week 5

    Whoa holy shit Donovan balling the fuck out
  16. Abaddon

    EFL S17 Week 4

    Man I just noticed this but the herd logo is awful
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