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Produced in Milan Italy and other countries I can not say for legal reasons. Hulk Hogans spaghetti is bound to make you pack on the bicep's. How do you think I got my 26 incher? And i'm not even talking about my 27 inch arms. My pecs are bigger than your head and its because I eat 4 plate fulls of Hulk Hogan spaghetti each and every single day of the week, that's 30 total plates of Hulk Hogan spaghetti. It might not make you smart but it certainly makes you strong. I'll let you in a little secret brother, the reason of why Hulk Hogans spaghetti makes you so strong is because of the parmesan cheese, now it might look and taste like crushed up pills but it isn't. Its pure cheese made from cows in a country. Try Hulk Hogans spaghetti today if you want to have all the woman at your feet.


Side effects of eating Hulk Hogan spaghetti include: Loss of vision, loss of hearing, death, heart failure, cancer, aids, multiple STI's, strokes, seizures, hair loss, hair growth, penis enlargment, small eyes, cardiac arrest, diabetes, divorce, kidney failure, small pox, the flu, rabies, malaria.comas, concussions and many more! Find out yourself for a prize!



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